It's not fair!

At a time when an 11yo girl is arrested (with aid of helicopter) for throwing a stone at bullies, there is a 'Whacky Races' style pursuit of a rogue bamboo-shitting powerhouse (panda), and plans for launching pork spunk into space are disclosed, I wonder...

...just why the frig did it take me two and a half hours to drive home this evening?

WHY?

F*CK**G ALIENS?