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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I love Pandas...

...and not just spiritually. I am absolutely fascinated by them. They eat copious amounts of bamboo, shit prodigiously, copulate rarely, and best of all, they mark their territory by doing a handstand, and pissing up a tree. For a docile, rarely-seen creature, it is chav-like behaviour.









6 Comments:

Blogger Anne Marie said...

Hi Woz!

Funny post. Where's you find the pics? I particularly like the handstand!

Ani xx

8:15 am

 
Blogger Woz said...

Well, I would like to say that another panda took it and then emailed it to me, but on the basis that pandas probably don't have a) opposable thumbs, and b) email access, i'll just say that I got it from the internet (posted by a tiger, who has a new Dell PC)

9:17 am

 
Blogger Woz said...

Sorry Ani, I realised I never really answered your question. The first one was sent to me by someone off WriteWords ages ago...Adele Thackray, and the second one was pulled off the 'net.

1:15 pm

 
Blogger Anne Marie said...

Well I liked your first answer anyway, even if it wasn't actually the answer.

I wish you satisfaction in your writing. I returned this past Tuesday (the 8th). Dabbling on the internet but not nearly as much as before. Probably a good thing!

xx

4:28 pm

 
Blogger Woz said...

To be honest Ani, I really think you should lay off the internet porn for now.

5:40 pm

 
Blogger Anne Marie said...

:-))

2:54 pm

 

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