That Was the Week for Woz!

It's been a great week, walking on air, high on life and love. On Monday, I discovered that the car park at Watford's Harlequin centre closed at 7pm, imprisoning my car. But I did rediscover the joy of jumping in puddles.

On Tuesday, whilst in the grip of a foggy haze, I participated as a business expert and judge in the South-East heat of the nationwide Yomp competition held at Reading University (thanks BeckyM), where i'll be returning at some point to be interviewed for my experiences as a failed porn star and coffee table. I was impressed by the teams fielded by several universities and was very pleased to see the team from Brighton make it through to the finals. I would post the photos from the event, but I look like a recovering alcoholic in one of them (and another chap looked like a kiddie fiddler), so perhaps not.

Alas, I lost my much-adored brown flat cap. I believe I lost it while staggering to my car early Tuesday morning.

My poem 'Banana Republic Blues' is in the next issue of The Errorist - I need to supply them with a bio.

As an aside, it appears that some bovines are now doin' it for themselves

Upgrades to business class for: D & Kristof

Marriage/divorce/annulment/alien kidnapping commiserations to: the ex-wife (don't worry, there's always 3rd time lucky)

I better skedaddle and do my M25 thang.

Love, peace, respect & weekend wishes,

Fearless