Quotes

'Build a man a fire, and he's warm for an evening. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life'

BBC Newsnight


'Make something idiot-proof and they will make a better idiot'

The Register


'No, I wouldn't say you have a bad past where women are concerned. It's more like, umm...unfortunate'

My Osteopath

Question: will my unfortunate way with women propel me into a different orbit, shielding me away from all harm, and alas, pleasure?

Answer: no, that'd be bollocks