I still love her...

...despite the fact she is getting old before my eyes, and is considerably more temperamental than in our salad days long since past. I wince at her desire, her needs, her sheer profligacy. I attend to her tenderly, with much love and respect, as she is waylaid by her incontinence. I remain devoted.

But I am willing to consider reasonable offers for my 1999 VW Passat 1.9 TDi 110 Sport.