Something quite disturbing

I have already introduced you to Kristof, our pure, sweet, untouched (as yet) colleague. I would now like to introduce you to Simon. But on second thoughts, let me give you a view of his working environment. This is a picture of his newly remodelled garden, fixed to the office wall:



It's a lovely garden, although I am somewhat concerned by the company that Simon keeps in his home life.

However, I am mostly perplexed by the ability of the gnome in the lower portion of the photo.

That's one impressive water sprinkler.

Disclaimer: no Photoshop techniques were used in the creation of this post.