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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Adios muchachos

No sign of Trundley on eBay. I had the car for four years and it brings back lots of memories, e.g. Emma, Susan, Michelle, Christina, Nikki & Anna-Maria - not to mention the brief flings - Lorraine, Louise, Carole, Karen, Caroline, etc.

[Statutory disclaimer: I am not a womaniser. I simply worship womankind, and take it a bit too far with some of her ideals made flesh - but I have reformed]

Anyway, after one minor mishap, the OnyxShoppingTrolley is good2go. The in-gear acceleration is about as fast as my premature ejac- enough of that. Off to Krakow tomorrow morning via the iPod Perv's place - minus work mobile and email access (I have received some strange emails in the past 7 days).

Time for a short-short list - women I love today:

  • Souad Massi
  • Mariza
  • Two of the ladies from Varttina
  • The dark-haired girl in the Renault Clio who played cat & mouse with me on gthe A3290M at 9.15am this morning
  • The red-haired usher at the NFT

Time for that cold shower.

Avanti!

Fearless

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three questions for you Mr Fearless.

i) And have you etched all these names on the 'bottom of your pencil case''? (Or somewhere else for that matter)

ii) And are you encountering hearts more trepidatiously (this is probably a made up word?) now ? It's a good idea if you desire a long-lasting love, well it serves me.

iii) And your definition of 'womaniser' is? I'm thinking that whether a man is or not has a lot to do with his intention. And I'm thinking that INTENTION may be partly what separtes porn from art: so thank you for assisting me with that enlightenment re. that debate.

iv) Etc is not particularly respectful if you truly worship women! (Not a question but still important).

A tear for the car.

9:02 pm

 
Blogger Woz said...

At least I spelt your name correctly in that roll call. To answer your specific questions/points:

i) No, individuals are not tallied, bar coded or etched - but they are memorised

ii) No, I have no fear. The past relationships are over because they didn't work out and couldn't be made to work. No fault attributed to either side. You wish eachother well and move on.

iii) I choose to leave the definitions to the compilers of dictionaries. Suffice it to say that a womaniser serially enters into short-term relationships, motivated by sex. I am a flirt, not a womaniser. I would be a failure as a womaniser, particularly with my pathetic/asthmatic sex drive.

iv) True, but I knew it would wind someone up, so I did it anyway

No more tears for the car. It is after all, half a tonne of Teutonic steel with knackered mechanics - but it had a blast for th 180,000 odd miles.

BTW, on porn vs art, along with intention is perception (subjective). Porn is also plotless (according to Umberto Eco).

9:16 pm

 

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