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'The Real Bagpuss', as told by Oscar the Grouch

Bagpuss was nothin' but a shifty muthafucka.
Sellin' out Professor Yaffle for firewood
'n' gettin' them mice to nibble his doo-doo tube,
that cat never done an hones' days work -
and he had nine lives, that fuck.
That stripey colour scheme?
Sleazewear, brother,
worn while beating up
on that cripple Madeleine
fo' her welfare cheque.
That pussy sure done pimped ho',
but Emily loved him,
that smelly, saggy,
crack-smoking, cloth cat baggy -
yeah, he owes me money.

10th February 2006