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First in an occasional series:

'The Secret Life of Mr. Benn'

Strolling up and down
the shop floor,
clicking heels and
admiring his ankles
in that strappy,
fuck-me number.

Slut.

Catwalk action, while
waiting for that special
Mackintosh -
with a hole in the pocket
to access two boiled sweets:
warm and without wrappers.

Gent.

10th February 2006

Is it me, or is there something about Mr. Benn - dress-up fantasist - and John Steed - secret agent?

John Steed of 'The Avengers'

Mr. Benn, Children's Cartoon Character