We are not a classless society

It looks like cannabis won't be reclassified from class C back to class B, despite evidence that it may damage one's mental health - especially in its more potent forms, e.g. skunk. The word on the street is that the Government will opt for an 'education' campaign on the dangers of cannabis use rather than reclassification, to avoid 'confusing' the public. The only people this furore will confuse are (print/TV/radio) media followers, and they prefer cocaine to cannabis.

Tell your skunk merchant to go and fuck his luck, and switch to the smooth and mellow taste that is sweet Mary Jane.

Always read the label.