Mum's gone to Iceland? Heck no, she legged it with bap n burger bloke

How much of an insult it must be. Your economy has tanked, the Euro-denominated (foreign currency) loans pushed onto your citizens come home to roost, and everyone is returning their 'game overs' (Range Rovers).

Just when you need friends, that capitalist running dog and enemy of anti-globalisation protesters everywhere, BadlyMadeUpTrannieWithClownShoesBurgerAndBapMan, skips town and deserts you.

That's gotta hurt.

But it is the whales I really feel sorry for.