Will my trip to Brum this weekend be like my trip to York?

He was a good-looking dude with prospects:

He was the gorgeous intellectual:

Loyal:

Possessor of a beautiful smile:

A lovely hairstyle:

So lurrrrrrrrrrrve came to boogie down:

It's just a shame I caught them cottaging:

While you try to scrub the image of them in sweaty mano a mano action from your mind, I give you some glimpses of Kew life: