Do YOU know where Lao Hanzi is?

Using 'that Beijing restaurant list' we went to seek out Lao Hanzi on San Li Tun Bei Jie. Not a bloody chance. We were in the vicinity, and not even the local hookers could help us find the sideroad. We ended up spending dinner in a Thai-like restaurant called Serve The People, surrounded by Euro ex-pat twats. At least I was able to offer the waiter sound advice to stop his nosebleed, and reminisced with him about classic Bruce Lee Kung-Fu movies.