Twisted seductive things

A couple of days ago I went to have a meeting with one of our customers out here in Taiwan. In the car park, I was stunned to see a black VW Beetle (original shape), with a swastika on the side (yes, that globally infamous brand logo). I took a couple of snaps, and if I can get my phone to talk to my laptop again, i'll post them here. Was it driven by a Nazi sympathiser? Who knows, but probably not - I remember a former Japanese colleague of mine who, while attending the Oktoberfest in Bavarai several years ago, climbed on the table - during a particularly rapturous, climactic episode in some especially compelling Bavarian oompah band music (yeah, right) - and raised his arm in a Nazi salute. My colleagues immediately pulled him off the table before it caused a controversy. Was he a Nazi? No, he just liked armies and uniforms - you know, a twat.

I wish I had seen the Billy Wilder film 'The Lost Weekend', starring Ray Milland. There, I said it.

Anyway, brain breeze aside, I hope I can get a ticket to see 'Celine & Julie Go Boating' by Jacques Rivette at the NFT for when I get back to London.

I have just bought a new laptop for personal use , after my father lovingly stuffed the last one. I can now go back to keeping my private stuff separate from my work thingies (salary porn). That means more writing, but I am still unlikely to pull my finger out and submit more tat for publishing - i'm just not that interested. Writing is fun, why ruin it by trying to get stuff published? I only do it under duress (I like the gag and chains).

Learning about: top ten monkey sex positions (thanks, SH)

Whip it on me, Fearless