Stuck in a long queue, passport in hand?

Then listen to reggae. Try 'Dulcemania' by Drumbago & The Dynamites, produced by Clancy Eccles on Trojan c.1968 - reggae with flute and horns. Under the same circumstances, I wouldn't recommend that you listen to Bob Marley's 'Waiting in Vain'.

Question: why does the 'guest relations manager' of a hotel only introduce themselves to you after you have checked out?

'You're not married, are you'
Bell Boy at The Ritz Landis Taipei, on learning that this is a three and a half week business trip

'Didn't I see you in Shanghai on Friday morning?'
My 3Pm meeting today in Seoul (before I flew to Taipei)

From ping-pong to pinball...