Snails can screw themselves

'A Note on Daily Mail Readers'

I wonder why it is that
despite the potential attractions,
in an atmosphere relaxed and sexy,
swingers are just so god damned ugly.

The District Line, 19th March 2006

Some finds from Foyles on the South Bank: 'You're An Animal, Viskovitz' by Alessandro Boffa and 'Pieces for the Left Hand' by J. Robert Lennon.