Outstanding!

'D' has told me that there is a street named after me in San Jose, California, although to be honest, it's most likely named after one of the co-founders of Apple Computer. But you can dream, right?

'CNN Newsflash'

After a painstaking search,
it has been confirmed that
WMDs have been located
in Eye-Rack:
Alabama hillbillies
driving Humvees.

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Taipei, 9th March 2006