Anchor Books/Forward Press
Why do their editors have names like Steve Twelvetree, Heather Killingray and Bobby Tobolik? The surnames sound made-up. I think we should be told.
That reminds me - I am looking for suggestions for porn star names to accompany 'Harry Twatts'. The iPod Perv suggested 'Rusty Tool'. Any others?
Email Fearless with your ideas.
posted by Woz at 1:25 pm
2 Comments:
Darren Diesel
8:51 pm
Hmmm, looking for something with a bit more ummm...spunk, so to speak.
Darren Diesel sounds like:
- he makes a clattering sound in the morning when he starts up
- he emits a strong odour
- has a daft haircut
You don't own a diesel car, do you?
Anyway, many thanks for the suggestion. I will add him to the list of 'b' list porno stars who like to do it with spanners.
9:28 pm
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