The Lowdown-Hoedown

As some of you will know, I have more than a passing interest in midgets. Preferably naked, except for a lipstick-clad smile, stockings and a beard. Especially the ones who trained in the circus before becoming porno stars. However, life is not so sweet for all of them. I therefore present to you, a 'midget interest' article. Support your local midget. Hold their ladder steady.

I have spared you the footage of Norwegian squaddies in Kosovo covering a Beach Boys tune (it sucks, man). But here is some true romance, instead of the 'Geek Fantasies' site I considered linking to.

Watch Darth Vader campaign for office (for Simon H).

Tell Fearless about your spotty butt and weep.