Who thought this was a good idea?

To name a company 'Agent Orange' and to stick that sign on your lorry?

Expression I am dying to drop into a conversation: 'spill the thrill'

'Open for Business': a strange sign to have outside a retail park where the units have closed down

Listening to: Jackie Wilson, The Monkees, Funky Company and early Gap Band & Freeze

Disposition: sunny

Horniness: not dead, just resting

Something I must do before the end of June: enter the Bridport, although I have to use the back catalogue