Revenge is a dish best served with ear plugs...

I finally got my revenge on the iPOD Perv this morning. I gave him the latest Go Team! CD, along with a four CD box set of Judy Garland with Mickey Rooney - yep, camp musical fodder from the 1940s. It was awful. Trouble is, he played it in the car on the way to Islington, so I did suffer somewhat. But at least it paid him back for some of the following musical crimes he has committed against me over the years, including:

• 'Barbara Streisand & Other Musical Instruments' (foul, foul, foul - her and all 150 instruments)
• 'Trad Mad' (box set of trad jazz - not even the good stuff like Scott Joplin ragtime)
• 'The Ethel Merman Disco Album' (this can suck the sweat off a dead man's balls)
• 'Deep Throat - Original Soundtrack' (yes, the awful soundtrack to the seminal porn film)

A welcome return to an old haunt: the Marquess Tavern, Islington