Note to self
Fearless, next time you are talking to a girl you find very attractive, do not start by trying to impress her with your knowledge of Polish cinema, only to finish up by saying 'I also like masturbating to pictures of elephants.'
Oh, and if she compliments you on your appearance, do not make any comment about cross-dressing.
Needless to say, if she is pleasantly surprised to find you write poetry, do not, under any circumstances say, 'Bet you thought I couldn't read and write, huh?'
Apologies to Simon (sorry for the thwack) and of course, to Anna.
posted by Woz at 1:13 pm
5 Comments:
Yes, and this is also something to avoid:
http://www.colingregorypalmer.net/london/journal/2003-07-30-operation-total-failure.html
No, this isn't a shamless plug. I have a blog, but this is not it. This is someone else's attempt to get a date, and it's funny!
I like your advice, too. I don't know how often I've just ranted on about the Polish (both their cinema and there food) and ended on comments of self pleasure.
Thanks for the cool blog, you rule!
-Justin
10:28 pm
I noticed also, I said "there food" instead of "their food"- that's a pet peeve of mine, yet I have no way to redress the issue. I can't edit what I've said at this point.
ARRRGH!
You've ruined my day with your blog!
-Justin
(PS: Don't be too concerned, most of my days are ruined by something tragic like this, anyways).
10:31 pm
Well, I read about 'operation total failure' and was impressed. One of my friends, 'the ipod perv', is similarly-challenged.
I had similar, umm...'challenges' in my teens, but at some point I became very confident. Unfortunately, that part of my brain that was supposed to distinguish between 'sane' & 'insane' didn't quite keep up, evolution wise.
Thanks for stopping by and commenting. I really appreciate it.
I hope you'll excuse me, as it's late, and I would like to think about masturbating.
Oh, and I am glad I was able to ruin your day with the image of me jacking off to a photo of Dumbo (and thanks for reminding me to check out my local Polish deli, although what that has to do with naked elephants is anyone's guess).
I'll be sure to checkout your blog.
Stay lucky.
11:46 pm
Ouch, the visual is getting worse! Much worse...
And today is a different day, so now TWO days down the drain, all from ONE blog. They should make a saying about that... maybe use metaphors, like two birds, and one stone...
-Justin
6:38 pm
Well, there has to be a reason why elephants don't wear clothing (beyond their lack of opposable thumbs), and I figured that if they were naked, that meant that....
(censored)
7:25 pm
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