Musings based on alleged events, etc

A number of news snippets made me laugh today. One of the prosecutors in the Michael Jackson case remarked after the not guilty verdict, that they thought they had a 'pretty good' case. ONLY pretty good? If they were that unsure, perhaps they should have prosecuted the parents of the alleged 'victims' for stupidity and irresponsibility instead.

The other was an announcement, by one of Jackson's lawyers, that the former defendant would 'change his personality'. It could be argued that he has changed everything else (there are more spare parts for him than a Rover 75) , but it's a stunning thing to come out and say.

I won't speculate on his guilt or innocence as I don't know the facts - news snippets don't count for much with me, and it's not as if I paid any attention during the trial & circus.

What's he really like? I have no clue. The lyrics of 'Billie Jean' from 1982 are more mature than that of 'Bad' from the 90s - they're supposedly written by the same guy, but you wouldn't have thought so.

Perhaps Michael Jackson is a man of multiple personalities (the others being Jonathan King & Gary Glitter, according to local cynics).

The final thing was hearing that Elton John has been immortalised in chocolate.

MELT HIM!!!

Normal, fatuous service will be resumed tomorrow.