Sometimes...

...I wish I had a camera mounted on my dashboard. As I entered Reading, I found myself following a car with a trailer. On it was the 'pick & mix float' - a milk float to sell pick n mix sweets I presume. It then occurred to me that the Reading Festival starts this weekend....

Jellybeans n 'mphetamines -
served up by a retro
Mister Whippy,

help keep you
mean on the scene -
while all around scream,

(and he pockets your money).

Hmm, that's a bit shit, isn't it?