Budapast Love Daddy

Sex and marriage.
How does Chris manage?
He goes to Budapest
for a 3-way sandwich.

Waving wads
and waddling lots
he plugs away,
trying to stick his knob
in a girl who's brave.
Budapest Love Daddy,
Budapest Love Daddy.

Cash transaction,
trying to get some action.
He opens the door
and finds the ugly faction.

Waving wads
and waddling lots
he plugs away,
trying to stick his knob
in a girl who's brave.
Budapest Love Daddy,
Budapest Love Daddy.

Second time lucky?
He gets out his money,
turning cold and sickly
at two tattooed yuckies.

Waving wads
and waddling lots
he plugs away,
trying to stick his knob
in a girl who's brave.
Budapest Love Daddy,
Budapest Love Daddy.

Overcome with shock,
they flee his wrinkly cock.
The receptionist remarks
'That this isn't Bangkok'.

Waving large bat
and waddling in spatz
he struggles away,
trying to connect his club
with a satirist who's gay.
Budapest Love Daddy,
Budapest Love Daddy,
Budapest Love Daddy...

[continue, ad infinitum, ad nauseum]

November 2004, Budapest